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******* Guide To MLG PRO Gamer

Hello Welcome To ******* Guide To MLG PRO Gamer! We Will Be Going Through Many Games Such As Halo, LOL (League Of Legends) And Of Course MineCraft.

WARNING: DO NOT FOLLOW THIS GUIDE IF YOU WANT TO BE GOOD! IT WILL CONTAMINATE YOUR BRAIN CELLS WITH KNOWLEDGE THAT COULD POSSIBLY RUIN YOUR WHOLE GAMING CAREER!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS:

STEP 1: Go and stand in the turret and don’t come out.

STEP 2: go in enemy base you won’t die.

STEP 3: you won’t get insta killed by enemy nexus if you go near it.

STEP 4: die 9,000 times before finally dying another 9,000 times and another and another till you finally kill Jhin and realize that it took you over a day to finally kill him BECAUSE HE KEPT RUNNING AWAY INTO THE STUPID TURRET WERE YOU ALWAYS GET KILLED BY AND THEN HE ULTI'S YOU SO YOU'RE BASICALLY DEAD!!!!!

STEP 5: VS Captain Teemo with darius.

STEP 6: try to kill baron at lvl 7.

HALO:

STEP 1: play infected against me. You won’t rage quit.

STEP 2: stand out in the open.

STEP 3: run into a moving object.

STEP 4: run off cliffs and hope you don’t die.

STEP 5: try to swim.

STEP 7: VS a mantis with only a machine gun.

MINECRAFT:

STEP 1: fail every jump at parkour.

STEP 2: VS the 1st ranked player in parkour who is named PengiMeow and try to beat him in X-Run Map Speed Rush to only become so mad that you rage quit because you realized he already finished and you're still at checkpoint 3

STEP 3: mine straight down.

STEP 4: try and kill the ender dragon with a sword.

STEP 5: Download Herobrine to your minecraft. He won’t create a virus that completely kills you every time you spawn.

STEP 6: find diamond and mine it with a wood pick it splits it into 4 pieces

STEP 7: use leather armour instead of diamond.

PATH OF EXILE:

STEP 1: don’t use gems……………………………………………..

SLITHER.IO:

STEP 1: run into people's snakes you won’t die.

DEIP.IO:

STEP 1: don’t upgrade anything

TF2:

STEP 1: melee everyone

STEP 2: VS heavy with spy’s beginner items

BLACK OPS 3 ZOMBIES:

STEP 1: melee the zombies at round 5-100

STEP 2: stay in lava.

STEP 3: don’t pack-a-punch

STEP 4: don’t use box.

AOM:

STEP 1: suicide all your villagers while you have 0 food and 0 gold.

And There You Have It My Guide To Being An Absolute MLG PRO GAMER

By ******* ************

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