Monday, August 22, 2016

Doonald Trompet VS Hillory Clienton (Names Misspelltt Can not Compute 101010100101)

DONALD TRUMP VS HILLARY CLINTON!!!

The White House Must Have A President And It Has To Be One Of These Two! (srsly america can't make an exception and let President Obama Keep Being President He's Probably done better than any of these people could possibly accomplish!)

But First Before We Start This Blog I Will Tell U The Answer To My Previous Riddle That I Said Last Week

I am The Tip of the spear,
I am the Symbol Of The Shield,
I am the horse mane of the helmet,
I am from The Mountains as the protector,,
I am the Artisan of War,
Don't Feed Me Or U Will Suffer
It Is A Privilege To Die Before My Feet.
But I've always wanted to be a Baker!

Who Am I?

The Answer Was Pantheon.

Anyway Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton. Probably The Most Known Thing In The World By Now (apart from the Olympics Finishing.) Anyway let's just start the blog.

Let's Start Of With Donald Trump.

He's A Republican Who Wants To Get Rid Of The Mexicans In America (bet he's racist) And He Promises As Soon As He Get's Into Office He Will Build A Wall Separating The Americans And The Mexicans So They Can't Get Into The Country. His Wife Melanie Trump, Is Basically Saying The Exact Same Things That Michelle Obama Says. As It May Be, Melanie Trump At The RNC Was Word For Word, Of Michelle Obama's Speech At Her DNC Speech. Here Is The Speech That She Said At The RNC: 

"And Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values: That you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you do what you say you're going to do; that you treat people with dignity and respect, even if you don't know them, and even if you don't agree with them. 

And Barack and I set out to build lives guided by these values, and pass them on to the next generation. Because we want our children -- and all children in this nation -- to know that the only limit to the height of your achievements is the reach of your dreams and your willingness to work for them."

After  Which Melanie Trump She Said She Had Written The Whole Thing, With A Bit Of Help.

Now Hillary Clinton. (just so u know i do not care that i wrote more about Melanie Trump Than I Did Donald Trump.)

that she was running for president of the United States, promising to be a champion of middle-class Americans if she made it to the White House as the country’s first female President.
She Also Stated This About Donald Trump: 

“temperamentally unfit to be President. “He’s not just trying to build a wall between America and Mexico; he’s trying to wall off Americans from each other,” she said. “When he says, ‘Let’s make America great again,’ that is code for ‘Let’s take America backwards.’ Back to a time when opportunity and dignity were reserved for some, not all.”

Anyway That's All Im Saying On This Blog...... Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



Monday, August 15, 2016

RIDDLE ME THIS

RIDDLE ME THIS


I am The Tip of the spear,
I am the Symbol Of The Shield,
I am the horse mane of the helmet,
I am from The Mountains as the protector,,
I am the Artisan of War,
Don't Feed Me Or U Will Suffer
It Is A Privilege To Die Before My Feet.
But I've always wanted to be a Baker!

Who Am I?
Comment Down Bellow The Answer



Tuesday, August 2, 2016

BOOK STFF OF LIFE


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DAS BOOK STFF LIFE!!!!
BOOK CLUBS O MAH GAHOD NOOOOOOO I HAVE TO SAY STFF I DON'T LIKE TO SAY STFF NYOOOOOOOOOOO

Top Of The Morning To Ya People My Name Is Not Jacksepteceye And I Don't Like Book Clubs/ Book Groups Whatever You Want To Call It. I'm just gonna get on with it

Yesterday I Had my Book Group Day were we all get together and talk about the book we are reading and that's about it... And also if we do good enough e unlock the food and pancakes and crackers and stuff you know.


Anyway Ima outa here sooo byeeeeeeee.

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

FINAL BLOG POST FOR 2 WEEKS GONNA BE RANDOM AND NOT ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH SCHOOL!!!!

******* Guide To MLG PRO Gamer


Hello Welcome To ******* Guide To MLG PRO Gamer! We Will Be Going Through Many Games Such As Halo, LOL (League Of Legends) And Of Course MineCraft.


WARNING: DO NOT FOLLOW THIS GUIDE IF YOU WANT TO BE GOOD! IT WILL CONTAMINATE YOUR BRAIN CELLS WITH KNOWLEDGE THAT COULD POSSIBLY RUIN YOUR WHOLE GAMING CAREER!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!


LEAGUE OF LEGENDS:


STEP 1: Go and stand in the turret and don’t come out.


STEP 2: go in enemy base you won’t die.


STEP 3: you won’t get insta killed by enemy nexus if you go near it.


STEP 4: die 9,000 times before finally dying another 9,000 times and another and another till you finally kill Jhin and realize that it took you over a day to finally kill him BECAUSE HE KEPT RUNNING AWAY INTO THE STUPID TURRET WERE YOU ALWAYS GET KILLED BY AND THEN HE ULTI'S YOU SO YOU'RE BASICALLY DEAD!!!!!


STEP 5: VS Captain Teemo with darius.


STEP 6: try to kill baron at lvl 7.



HALO:


STEP 1: play infected against me. You won’t rage quit.


STEP 2: stand out in the open.
STEP 3: run into a moving object.


STEP 4: run off cliffs and hope you don’t die.


STEP 5: try to swim.


STEP 7: VS a mantis with only a machine gun.


MINECRAFT:


STEP 1: fail every jump at parkour.


STEP 2: VS the 1st ranked player in parkour who is named PengiMeow and try to beat him in X-Run Map Speed Rush to only become so mad that you rage quit because you realized he already finished and you're still at checkpoint 3


STEP 3: mine straight down.


STEP 4: try and kill the ender dragon with a sword.


STEP 5: Download Herobrine to your minecraft. He won’t create a virus that completely kills you every time you spawn.


STEP 6: find diamond and mine it with a wood pick it splits it into 4 pieces


STEP 7: use leather armour instead of diamond.


PATH OF EXILE:


STEP 1: don’t use gems……………………………………………..


SLITHER.IO:


STEP 1: run into people's snakes you won’t die.


DEIP.IO:


STEP 1: don’t upgrade anything


TF2:


STEP 1: melee everyone


STEP 2: VS heavy with spy’s beginner items


BLACK OPS 3 ZOMBIES:


STEP 1: melee the zombies at round 5-100


STEP 2: stay in lava.


STEP 3: don’t pack-a-punch


STEP 4: don’t use box.


AOM:


STEP 1: suicide all your villagers while you have 0 food and 0 gold.

And There You Have It My Guide To Being An Absolute MLG PRO GAMER


By ******* ************

This user is now anonymous to stop being spammed with email messages about him being mean

Thursday, June 16, 2016

KAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAPAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAKAAAAA!!!!

DO NOT READ THE LAST POST!!!!!!! ok now to the actual post i was gonna do.

Hello People Of The World. Welcome To This Random Blog Were It Totally Doesn't Worship Assassins Creed Or JackSepteceye. Anyway today i will be talking about the intermediate kapa haka. All we do here is preform actions for two different songs. One song takes 1:24 min to complete and the other is literally 14 seconds witch is good if you want to get it over and done with. (no offence.) 

Shorter, Shorter, Shorter Shorter Shorter Shorter Shorter Dun Dun Dun END!!!!!
hehehe it's watching you

Monday, June 6, 2016

WHOOO LIKE MINECRAF! WHOOOOOO LIKE MINECRAF!!!!!


CASTLE WHO LIKE MINECRAF?
DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? HUH DO YA!!! You probably do i mean, seriously most people like it, or maybe your that one guy aka me who might be the best parkourist in the world in minecraft but sometimes it can be a little bit rage, aka X-Run. Anyway that is not why this blog is gonna be posted. The Reason is........ Reset button



Hello People Of The World Welcome To Minecraft Gaming Of The World With Castles And Houses From Medieval Times And Life. My class and the rest of the intermediate classes are doing a little medieval times building contest. Not for fun (well mostly for fun) but for education. Anyway my class has been doing pretty well with the town and churches and all that. But my group (the castle building group) are doing a pretty bad job, well good and bad. Inside is good. The dungeon is good. But it is not historically accurate you know. It looks sort of good, it has it's up's and down's (mostly downs) but were doing pretty good for a group with a small hill to build it on, and it doesn't help that some group decided it was smart to put a stable were the castle was supposed to be.

Anyway again a short post but i want to get through all my tasks so i can get on to minecraft to help.